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Sambhar Mafia - Cooked To Kill!

Friday, May 13, 2005

Job Application Goof Ups

Received on the forward today

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Cover letter: "I would be prepared to meet with you at your earliest convenience to discuss what I can do to your company."

That's what we're afraid of.
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Weaknesses: "Suffer from prickly heat in summer."

Sounds uncomfortable.
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Cover letter: "Enclosed is my resume for your viewing pleasure."

We can hardly wait.
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Cover letter: "You are privileged to receive my resume."

We'll try not to let it go to our heads.
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Objective: "To mature in the field of human behavior."

Good luck with that.
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Experience: "10 years of experience in financail budgiting and transactions rigistering."

But limited experience with the spell-check function.
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Cover letter: "Please overlook my resume."

If you insist.
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Cover letter: "I'm submitting the attached copy of my resume for your consumption."

Yum.
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Skills: "Grate communication skills."

Yes, but can you talk and chop at the same time?
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Experience: "Responsibilities included recruiting, screening, interviewing and executing final candidates."

Seems kind of harsh
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Cover letter: "Salary demanded - $65,000."

Would you like that in small, unmarked bills?
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Strengths: "Ability to meet deadlines while maintaining composer."

Would that be Mozart or Beethoven?
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Education: "B.A. in Loberal Arts."

Did you minor in ear piercing?
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Cover letter: "I've updated my resume so it's more appalling to employers."

We're pretty shocked already ...
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Cover letter: "Seek challenges that test my mind and body, since the two are usually inseparable."

Glad to hear it.
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Cover letter: "My intensity and focus are at inordinately high levels, and my ability to complete projects on time is unspeakable."

At these extremes, some things are best left unsaid.
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Cover letter: "Experienced in all faucets of accounting."

That should help with the flow of information.
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17 Comments:

  • hillarious! especially this part :

    Weaknesses: "Suffer from prickly heat in summer."

    Sounds uncomfortable.

    By Blogger IBH, at 3:15 AM  

  • amazing..i could not stop laughing.

    By Blogger totti, at 4:17 AM  

  • Kalakkal Kaps

    Thuglak

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 8:13 AM  

  • hilarious man :)

    and I'm sure there would be many more :)

    By Blogger saranyan, at 8:27 AM  

  • These forwards never stop. But this one is humourous. i couldnt finish without laughing.

    Thanks for Blogrolling me.
    Reciprocating your gesture.. :-)

    It seems u have enormous free time.. given the number of links in your space..

    anyway, cya..
    Anand.

    By Blogger Chez, at 8:51 AM  

  • haha..had a good laugh

    By Blogger PVS, at 9:58 AM  

  • That was cool

    PS:came through chik's blog

    By Blogger Morpheus, at 11:20 AM  

  • When Addison stood up to repeat "I conceive... I conceive... I conceive" in the House of Commons, the right honourable Srinivasa Shastri stood up and said "Addison conceived thrice but brought forth nothing" :-) (all your above humor reminded me of that)

    By Blogger thennavan, at 11:37 AM  

  • ROLFMAO!!! "_

    By Anonymous Muthu Online, at 12:59 PM  

  • too good!

    By Blogger Anshul, at 2:26 PM  

  • LOL!!!! :))

    By Blogger Harish, at 3:47 PM  

  • Nice one. Hilarious. But then wanting a job bad can make you stupid.

    By Blogger Nachiketas, at 4:25 PM  

  • :D

    By Blogger Sayesha, at 1:27 AM  

  • :))
    one more...
    "Sex: Straight"

    By Blogger Prabz, at 3:15 AM  

  • Hehhehe I feel pavam for them though very hillarious :pp

    By Blogger visithra, at 9:25 AM  

  • @Anand,
    Thanx 4 dropping by. I somehow try to squeeze in time for blogging.

    By Blogger Kaps, at 1:37 PM  

  • Very funny ones!

    By Blogger Twin-Gemini, at 1:35 PM  

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