Signs that lead to misunderstanding
Signs that lead to misunderstanding
(Via Mr. Brown)
1. In a restroom:
TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW
2. In a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT
3. In a London department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS
4. In an office:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN
5. In another office:
AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD
6. Outside a second-hand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?
7. Notice in health food shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS
8. Spotted in a safari park:
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR
9. Seen during a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE FIRST FLOOR
10. Notice in a farmer's field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULLCHARGES.
11. Message on a leaflet:
IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS
12. On a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING.
(PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)
My favourites are 1, 6 & 12. What about you?
(Via Mr. Brown)
1. In a restroom:
TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW
2. In a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT
3. In a London department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS
4. In an office:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN
5. In another office:
AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD
6. Outside a second-hand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?
7. Notice in health food shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS
8. Spotted in a safari park:
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR
9. Seen during a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE FIRST FLOOR
10. Notice in a farmer's field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULLCHARGES.
11. Message on a leaflet:
IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS
12. On a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING.
(PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)
My favourites are 1, 6 & 12. What about you?
20 Comments:
Hilarious!! :)
Loved the Exchange your Wife for a BARGAIN the most!
By Princessse, at 1:56 AM
I too liked 6. i liked 9 too :)
By saranyan r, at 8:30 AM
Good ones; ungalukkaaga en site le oruththar kaaththirukkiraar :-)
By Krish, at 10:51 AM
My vote goes to the 6th one... :-)))
By Chez, at 11:06 AM
LOL!!! 6 was too good..:)
By NS, at 11:13 AM
4, 6 and 9.
Read this before but hehehe still hillarious :ppp
By Visithra, at 2:16 PM
kalakkal
my vote goes for 6th. How many who have voted for the 6th are married ?
Thuglak
By Anonymous, at 2:32 PM
9 is the best of all :)
By Anonymous, at 5:14 PM
Man 1 was the best.. ROTFL!
By Whoosh 2, at 9:01 PM
5 and 9! Hahahaha! :)
By Sayesha, at 1:37 AM
yeah I too agree with vikki...1 and 6 are the best :)))))))
By IBH, at 2:45 AM
hahaha .... 1 & 12
By Me, at 6:47 AM
Laughed out Loud ..really that's why I didn't use LOL.!!
Thanks for helping married men like us.!! with this one.!!
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?
Enjoy.!!!
By Narayanan Venkitu, at 9:04 AM
ROTFLMAO!!!!! Keep going Kaps!
By Sriram, at 2:22 PM
great list !pretty good observation u have made!
By Amrita, at 3:51 PM
Super, Kaps. 10 was amazing.Cudn't stop laughing ;-D
By Thayirsaadham, at 8:24 PM
6 and 9 are the best.All others are equally good.
By Badri, at 9:31 PM
6 and 9 had a good laugh
By Kay, at 11:38 PM
I was in Atlanta airport last week on my way back to California.
I checked in...scanned my baggage, and walked to the gate.
Idiots, the signs to the gate are all removable standing signs ( on the floor).
Some, idiot had turned a sign in a wrong direction, so I walked and walked and ended up at the entry point.!
By Narayanan Venkitu, at 2:36 AM
i wonder if Non-INDIANs would understand the first one...gb
By Anonymous, at 1:45 PM
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