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Sambhar Mafia - Cooked To Kill!

Friday, May 20, 2005

Signs that lead to misunderstanding

Signs that lead to misunderstanding

(Via Mr. Brown)


1. In a restroom:

TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW


2. In a Laundromat:

AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT


3. In a London department store:

BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS


4. In an office:

WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN


5. In another office:

AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD


6. Outside a second-hand shop:

WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?


7. Notice in health food shop window:

CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS


8. Spotted in a safari park:

ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR


9. Seen during a conference:

FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE FIRST FLOOR


10. Notice in a farmer's field:

THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULLCHARGES.


11. Message on a leaflet:

IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS


12. On a repair shop door:

WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING.
(PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)


My favourites are 1, 6 & 12. What about you?

21 Comments:

  • Hilarious!! :)
    Loved the Exchange your Wife for a BARGAIN the most!

    By Blogger Princesse, at 1:56 AM  

  • I too liked 6. i liked 9 too :)

    By Blogger saranyan, at 8:30 AM  

  • Good ones; ungalukkaaga en site le oruththar kaaththirukkiraar :-)

    By Blogger thennavan, at 10:51 AM  

  • My vote goes to the 6th one... :-)))

    By Blogger Chez, at 11:06 AM  

  • LOL!!! 6 was too good..:)

    By Blogger Nithya Swaminathan, at 11:13 AM  

  • 4, 6 and 9.

    Read this before but hehehe still hillarious :ppp

    By Blogger visithra, at 2:16 PM  

  • kalakkal

    my vote goes for 6th. How many who have voted for the 6th are married ?

    Thuglak

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 2:32 PM  

  • 9 is the best of all :)

    By Anonymous Uma, at 5:14 PM  

  • Man 1 was the best.. ROTFL!

    By Blogger Whoosh, at 9:01 PM  

  • 5 and 9! Hahahaha! :)

    By Blogger Sayesha, at 1:37 AM  

  • yeah I too agree with vikki...1 and 6 are the best :)))))))

    By Blogger IBH, at 2:45 AM  

  • hahaha .... 1 & 12

    By Blogger Me, at 6:47 AM  

  • Laughed out Loud ..really that's why I didn't use LOL.!!

    Thanks for helping married men like us.!! with this one.!!

    WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?

    Enjoy.!!!

    By Blogger Narayanan Venkitu, at 9:04 AM  

  • ROTFLMAO!!!!! Keep going Kaps!

    By Blogger Sriram, at 2:22 PM  

  • great list !pretty good observation u have made!

    By Blogger Amrita, at 3:51 PM  

  • Super, Kaps. 10 was amazing.Cudn't stop laughing ;-D

    By Blogger Thayirsaadham, at 8:24 PM  

  • 6 and 9 are the best.All others are equally good.

    By Blogger Badri, at 9:31 PM  

  • 6 and 9 had a good laugh

    By Blogger Kay, at 11:38 PM  

  • I was in Atlanta airport last week on my way back to California.

    I checked in...scanned my baggage, and walked to the gate.

    Idiots, the signs to the gate are all removable standing signs ( on the floor).

    Some, idiot had turned a sign in a wrong direction, so I walked and walked and ended up at the entry point.!

    By Blogger Narayanan Venkitu, at 2:36 AM  

  • Very hilarious. good collections. had a good laugh :)

    By Blogger JaganLee, at 5:27 AM  

  • i wonder if Non-INDIANs would understand the first one...gb

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1:45 PM  

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