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Sambhar Mafia - Cooked To Kill!

Tuesday, June 14, 2005


Energetic self-starter: You'll be working on commission.

Entry level position: We will pay you the lowest wages allowed by law.

Experience required: We don't know jack about anything.

Fast learner: You will get no training from us.

Flexible work hours: You will frequently work long overtime hours.

Good organizational skills: You'll be handling the filing.

Make an investment in you future: This is a franchise or a pyramid scheme.

Management training position: You'll be everybody's flunkie.

Much client contact: You'll handle the phone or make "cold calls" on clients.

Must have reliable transportation: You will be required to break speed limits.

Opportunity of a lifetime: You will not find a lower salary for so much work.

Planning and coordination: You will be in charge of the bosses' travel arrangements.

Quick problem solver: You will be put on on projects that are months behind schedule.

Strong communication skills: You will write tons of documentation and letters.

(via Adlova)


  • LOL..nice post. Am still laughing :)

    By Blogger PVS, at 11:30 AM  

  • Kaps

    Have a look into this as well....


    By Blogger Ram.C, at 12:21 PM  

  • hah! really nice! loved it!

    By Blogger G3, at 12:42 PM  

  • hilarious!

    By Blogger Miss Sea, at 3:23 PM  

  • Very funny. Have seen a similar one somewhere for the estate agencies ads as well, got to look for it.

    By Blogger WA, at 3:59 PM  

  • :)

    By Blogger Chakra Sampath, at 9:38 PM  

  • ROLL.very witty

    By Blogger Anjali, at 9:40 PM  

  • Sambhara oru kalakku kalakiteenga ! Awesome !!!

    Add this to the list

    Good interpersonal skills.
    Have to put up with insults from other teams.

    Maybe you could have commenters give their contributions too... and compile a collection of your own... What say ?

    By Blogger Somu, at 1:09 AM  

  • :) am stilllaughing at the last one about 'strong Communication Skills'...- How true!!!!

    By Blogger IBH, at 1:15 AM  

  • HR-"The story behind the screen"
    Great post

    By Blogger Badri, at 4:09 AM  

  • Living on the edge.
    Out of the frying pan and desperate to fall into the fire I guess.

    By Blogger Suguna Purushothaman, at 4:30 AM  

  • excellent one :)

    but one thing is common to all -- we'll pay you the least.

    By Blogger saranyan, at 7:57 AM  

  • Asian computer Programmer -
    Will work like a Dog.!

    Good one Kaps.!

    By Blogger Narayanan Venkitu, at 8:02 AM  

  • Excellent one. had a good laugh :)

    By Blogger JaganLee, at 9:17 AM  

  • Lol nice one....
    U have been tagged ...

    By Blogger Kay, at 11:33 AM  

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